Six out of Ten

from Spelled Correctly by TOOTILAGE

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lyrics

Here's all the thing that aren't that bad
They're not ideal, but if you had to make do
To clarify bad's like a two
Great's an eight, and that's the scale that we use

Fries without salt
Room temperature
Not ice cream cake

It's hanging out with your least favorite friend
It's when that infomercial finally ends
It's all the typos caught before you hit send
These are the things that get a six out of ten

It's how we value what we've got
The rating system that they've taught us to use
Sixes hold the strangest spot
They're the things for which we've not found a use

Basic cable
Untoasted bread
The way markers smell
Switching butt cheeks

It's hanging out with your least favorite friend
It's when that infomercial finally ends
It's all the typos caught before you hit send
These are the things that get a six out of ten

People who exclusively shop at Target
The acting talents of Jonathan Frakes
Not particularly fast elevators
Purgatory
Stiff toothbrushes
Things that old women buy you
Necco wafers
This song

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from Spelled Correctly, track released March 12, 2014
Lyrics: Max 'Frogpope' Rafferty & Ace Salisbury
Music: Ace Salisbury

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TOOTILAGE New York

Tootilage is what happens when some 90s alt rock-obsessed guys team up with a comedian to make music. Guitarist-vocalist Ace Salisbury, bassist Donovan Dwyer, and wildman Max Rafferty formed Tootilage in 2014 in Brooklyn, NY, and the result was an explosion of sonic nostalgia with an absurdist twist. Stupidly relatable, deceptively profound, and probably hungry, Tootilage is here to rock. ... more

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