The Weasel

by Tootilage

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lyrics

Since the dawn of time
Man has compared itself
To nearly every animal
Particularly, the weasel

A long, long time ago
Before the dawn of man
There was a stupid animal
So dumb it could not stand

It had two giant bodies
Joined at the spinal shelf
Basically it could not move at all
Without mating with its own self

It's not a bee, it's not a beetle
You can't compare it to the weasel
It wouldn't graze on the savanna
It sure as hell is no piranha
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey

Through the next thousand years
This animal survived
It fell into a crevice
The things that ate it died

It lived on through the ice age started
After the comet struck
It filled its hole with offspring
So it could be unstuck

It's not a bee, it's not a beetle
You can't compare it to the weasel
It wouldn't graze on the savanna
It sure as hell is no piranha
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey

Throughout all of the ages
This animal was there
The ocean gave it eyesight
The ice age gave it hair
It bathed itself in lava
It threw itself off cliffs
New testing found its offspring
And it was Tootilage

Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey
Heyyyyyyyey

credits

released August 27, 2014
Song by Tootilage

Ace Salisbury
Max Rafferty

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Tootilage New York

Tootilage is a comedy-rock band based in Brooklyn, New York, which features guitarist and lead singer Ace Salisbury and singer/monologuist Max Rafferty.

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