TimePhone of Mars

from Evercoop by TOOTILAGE

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This is a message from yourself
to you from future you ten years from now
I must be quick and get right to the point
or I think it charges more on my TimePhone invoice
This is a message from yourself
so listen close and do just as I tell

We all left the earth to colonize Mars
Now TV is terrible and it's too hard to farm
We can't even go outside and the internet blows
So I'm sending this message to ten years ago

After the virus hit us hard
We set off to start a new on Mars
Politicians said this was the perfect cure
But I suspected that this might be premature
The air on Mars is worse than we had feared
And the gravity makes all the TV shows weird

We all left the earth to colonize Mars
Now TV is terrible and it's too hard to farm
We can't even go outside and the internet blows
So I'm sending this message to ten years ago

Your call has reached the maximum length
Please hang up the phone and dial again
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from Evercoop, released November 6, 2020
Song and Lyrics by Ace Salisbury
Vocals, Guitar, Bass, and Drums by Ace Salisbury
Mixed by Ian Turner
Mastered by Magdalena Piotrowska
Produced by Donovan Dwyer

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TOOTILAGE New York

Tootilage is what happens when some 90s alt rock-obsessed guys team up with a comedian to make music. Guitarist-vocalist Ace Salisbury, bassist Donovan Dwyer, and wildman Max Rafferty formed Tootilage in 2014 in Brooklyn, NY, and the result was an explosion of sonic nostalgia with an absurdist twist. Stupidly relatable, deceptively profound, and probably hungry, Tootilage is here to rock. ... more

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